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OLDBLUE

69 - Straight

Norfolk, United Kingdom

Apr 14, 2024 21:35

Recycled single and traded in by one not so careful owner after 25 years
Body work has a few minor scrapes here and there although quite neat and tidy, reasonably comfortable and nothing sagging but less well padded since spare tyre was lost,
Engine ticks over well,although does not rev like when new, more of a comfortable long distance cruiser, all pipes and plumbing in full working order but does tend to overheat now and again having not been serviced recently A man who enjoys witty banter and a laugh, I like honest straight forward people with a twinkle in their eye preferred and a filthy laugh optional. Looking for someone who is comfortable in her own skin,who can be spontaneous and who doesn't mind if I am. wants to enjoy someone's company/chat, and a laugh
Ideally a ***** deaf dumb nymphomaniac that owns a pub preferred
If none of the above breathing is good but awake is so much better
Happy in my own skin, normal whatever normal is these days, single and living on my own, no hidden agendas or baggage,
Been out of the dating game for a while now. Not sure how to big myself up but here goes. My mantra has always been that growing old is inevitable but growing up is optional, enjoy the cinema, theatre, eating out but cosy nights in are just as enjoyable. Looking for someone who has the ability to make me smile and laugh a lot and doesn't take themselves or life too seriously.
Just a small aside, if you are on here to abuse other peoples trust or play games then please pass on bye have those T shirts already
Must have some life in you, I'm not looking for someone who just wants a companion ! must be brave enough to actually take the chance and meet up with a complete stranger, were all in the same boat, were gonna have disappointments but would you rather sit at home wondering what if!!!
I have a wicked sense of humour and tendencies for mischief. Not sure where this is going to lead but the thought of putting back a long lost spark into my life makes me hopeful, after-all life is for living isn't it.
t's not where you go but who you're with that makes it that little bit more special.