JOHNAREF

No animals were injured in the making of this profile. Okay, that's a lie. One animal was injured, it was a monkey, and he sprained his ankle, but in my defense, he wasn't watching where he was going. As for to me. . . I'm two feet tall and three feet wide. I have a unibrow which never moves and has become so long it impairs my vision. I am cranky, slothful, gluttonous, humorless and Republican. Hopefully, I have ya smiling at this point. Hi there, I’m Andy and Im currently deployed to Calexico, the border of El Paso in Texas. Ive been for what seems like forever, but plan on being home in August. Keep your fingers crossed for me. My bomb dog’s name is Allen and as you can see hes the better looking of the two. I’m not really good at talking about myself, so if you have any questions feel free to ask. Im just looking for someone who can be my friend and my lover and to fill that empty spot. hmmm wonder what that would feel like cause thats one thing Ive always been missing Thanks for stopping by and I hope to hear from ya Oh, one last thing. Im pretty much what I call a manly man. I dont get my nails done, I dont wax ANYTHING, I dont shave on weekends, yes I have hair on my chest NO Im not shaving it off. I cuss but try to watch it around ladies and kids, I watch football and cuss the TV when my Cowboys are loosing LOL! I dont like to fight, but I also know their arent too many out there that can take me. Any man disrespects or touches my lady is gonna pull back a nub. I dont care if my socks match when Im wearing blue jeans. You get the picture. All Im saying is Ive been living in the desert for the better part of 3 years now and I may be a little rough around the edges. Just being honest. Hmmmm no wonder Im still single LOL! One last thing. Please dont live and die by Facebook. Do you really think people care if you or I were cut off in traffic on our way to work this morning? Do you think people really care if Starbucks served you the worst cup of coffee ever! I think not. These are just some silly examples, but you know what I mean. One lesson I learned is never ever ever change your relationship status to single. I bet I got a thousand emails in 10 minutes and 500 more over the next few days. Geez!! And no I dont have 1500 friends Im just being silly LOL! Ummmm have I scared ya off yet?