Dear lovely ladies, following certain questions, can I point out the following....
I am not 6 foot tall or a Brad Pitt lookalike, and no I do not own my own home. After 2 marriages I am lucky to still have my arms and legs......Yes I smoke and drink (so sue me)....Yes that is a true fairly recent photo, the hair is still grey, shows no signs of growing back and the face is still lived in. I am separated, not divorced and no I am not bloody going back (nearly killed me)
All I want is to find someone who wants a normal life with a normal bloke. Your looks are less important as to who you are. I hope my looks are less important than who I am otherwise I am b******ed
I hate arguments, I detest silent treatment - if I do something wrong I will put my hands up and we can move on (ok - I will buy flowers as well and smile sheepishly whilst learning) If you do something wrong.....actually, never mindSo many of you are so very happy being single, non stop holidays, fabulous job, gym/nightclub every night, great friends, don't need anyone - so why are you here? I have no intentions of growing old gracefully or singly
Happy so far?.......ok.......I like to keep everyone happy and will usually go with the flow, unless it involves heights or jumping out of airplanes. I can be quiet, talkative, happy, grumpy so on and so on. In other words I am just a man. If you are after a tall, dark, handsome, rich, gym going (love how many of you are in the gym every day...) South of Francing, non stop joke telling, always smiling man about town then please move along because I am just a normal man (not exactly selling myself here.....) I do not like liars - truth is information, I will decide how to deal with it, I hate players and mind games (been on the receiving end) and I don't do one night stands (last one was 32 years ago and it seems like a bit of a palava now)
I work too much and would love a reason to take more time out. That said, work pays for a night out and a holiday.
Still there?....awesome
So what do you get if you end up with Mr Grumpy, I hear you ask. You get a man who will show you all his love, feelings and affections (genetically engineered to fall in love with you) You get someone who will laugh and cry with you, someone who will hold you when you need it. Someone who will never stop trying through good or bad (sorry - but who said life and relationships were a bed of roses?) someone who will talk to you and listen to you ( you know what takes 5 minutes - we still have to be able to fill the other 23 hours and 55 of them!)Ok, I have heard lots of you say men are only after 1 thing - not true - but if there is an overs*xed 50 year old out there.....HI
Wake up!.....nearly there.....I am housetrained and actually enjoy ironing.
Nearly forgot,.....I hate live
