Relatively fit 67 year old with a good sense of humor, mostly, who is looking for an attractive woman with an agile mind. I am kinda picky and I love butts. I guess you could say I'm a crack addict. But those are bonuses. Pretty eyes would be a huge pull. I'm not quite as active as the past, but what the hell, it's a little more consequential at this age. Tearing something at 67 ain't no joke. You know, some will say one monkey in a house is one monkey too many. Well, I don't agree with that. My final goal in life is to be the fittest looking dead guy you've ever seen.
Oh and I'm going to write a book or vlog or something where I can give my support and help for the other oldies.
Its title is "You're not dead. You just feel like it. But don't worry, you'll be dead soon."
MICHAEL
67 - Straight
Florida, United States
Apr 25, 2026 15:00
Relatively fit 67 year old with a good sense of humor, mostly, who is looking for an attractive woman with an agile mind. I am kinda picky and I love butts. I guess you could say I'm a crack addict. But those are bonuses. Pretty eyes would be a huge pull. I'm not quite as active as the past, but what the hell, it's a little more consequential at this age. Tearing something at 67 ain't no joke. You know, some will say one monkey in a house is one monkey too many. Well, I don't agree with that. My final goal in life is to be the fittest looking dead guy you've ever seen.
Oh and I'm going to write a book or vlog or something where I can give my support and help for the other oldies.
Its title is "You're not dead. You just feel like it. But don't worry, you'll be dead soon."
Oh and I'm going to write a book or vlog or something where I can give my support and help for the other oldies.
Its title is "You're not dead. You just feel like it. But don't worry, you'll be dead soon."
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